Updated: Jul 11, 2023
Rocks beside the wall.
Rocks to make you crawl.
Rocks along the path.
Rocks to show my wrath.
Rocks if we get mad
when you think you are rad.
Rocks when you act nice
'I’ll make you pay the price.'
Rocks are handy tools
to teach the meanest rules.
Rocks are always near
to throw when you don’t hear.
And if there is a need
to break or to impede,
Rocks can make it known
Just who’ll pick up the stone.
Updated: Oct 29, 2022
Reconsider the gait of the snail
Stalely trailing along the ground
Its ilk, oft-maligned creatures
Such is the lot of a gastropod
Oddly plodding its way around
Without any limb-like features
And what more – saddled with a shell
On belly gel does it drudgingly glide
It neither romps nor frolics
Instead leaving the wake of its slime
Its timing stymied by the frame it’s supplied
So perseveres the staid mollusk
Surpassed by its cousin the slug
Who smugly chugged as it vainly gloated
Deriding the snail as molasses-y slow
“What you lack is ferocity
Your velocity lost steam as you locomoted
Your only potential is escargot”
But refrain from discounting this breed
Its speed impeded by a dearth of feet
Constrained to travel via gut
Imagine yourself in its place
Embracing a pace not so fleet
How swift a prone beeline could you cut?
Updated: Jul 11, 2023